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am i a father now?

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Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it?

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do.

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I've just realised that you wanted a compliment. My senses are dulling in the medbay, it's sucking all my skills of deduction out of me. Or it's all the sleep doing it to me.

You have a very above-average openness to your smile.

I didn't want a compliment. We were just bantering, weren't we?

I have heard that you do a fancy thing with your hair that makes you a 9.

Huh? what's that?

The 'top half of hair pulled back thing'.

Can I see it?

Who told you that?

I don't see why not.

I'm talking to your friend Chitose. He's very tall, I saw him through the window in medbay.

When I see you for cake?

Oh god, please don't take what he says too much to heart...

Which will be...?

Why not? Do you think he's very biased in his option of you and how not-average you are?

Um. I'm checked in here until Saturday.

Yes.

That's a long time. I'll just make you a new cake.

And do you think that's just because he's your childhood friend?

It's very peaceful. I badly needed the time out.

Yes?

I'm glad you're getting some peace.

Gosh. Must be nice to have a childhood friend who thinks kindly of you. Yagyuu just insults me.

It is nice, but I'm surprised he isn't telling you about what a jerk I used to be.

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