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[wildlionchef]

This week's winner for personal chef is...

Akutagawa Jirou!

Also, there has been a young man hanging around the kitchen. I assumed he was in engineering or medbay, but he won't tell me which department he's in. He's been hovering around the kitchen, watching me cook sometimes. Is anyone missing an employee?

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[wildlionchef]

it is Monday....

[chitose_senri]

Kippei...what are you implying?

[wildlionchef]

I hear they give Makeovers on Mondays

[chitose_senri]

.... Do I look like the kind of guy who does makeovers?

Besides, it'd be downright cruel to subject anyone else to this mess that grows from my head.

[wildlionchef]

I bet they would love the challenge.

[chitose_senri]

You're so silly~ My hair is not a challenge. It's Everest. It claims lives, Kippei.

[wildlionchef]

You're so dramatic!

[chitose_senri]

Um, excuse you. Did you forget that time you almost lost a finger in there?

[wildlionchef]

Hahahahhaha. No I haven't

[chitose_senri]

See? You got lucky. It was satisfied to just take your finger when it could have easily taken your whole hand.

(Ooc: ok now it sounds like he's not talking about hair anymore 😂😂😂)

[wildlionchef]

I think that would have hurt less. Fingers can be so sensitive.

(Ooc: luckily, Tachibana doesn't really catch on to innuendo.)

[chitose_senri]

Well, you're not wrong. But still. One finger versus a whole hand... it really would take a lot more adjusting for the latter.

(Ooc: which just makes it funnier. That, and the fact that absolutely none of it is screened)

[wildlionchef]

I suppose it would. Maybe it is best people stay out of your hair!

[chitose_senri]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha

Or I could just shave it all off. 🤔

[wildlionchef]

No way!!!

[chitose_senri]

It'd be so much easier...and less dangerous...

[wildlionchef]

But I like your hair!

[chitose_senri]

So do I, most of the time. Until it attacks my own hands and fingers.

[wildlionchef]

You just need the right treatment

[chitose_senri]

I've had decent ones in the past, but they’re so hard to get out here.

[wildlionchef]

Wonder if we could make something...

[chitose_senri]

….that sounds dangerous…

[wildlionchef]

Why? Natural hair products are a thing. Pretty sure your mom makes some.

[chitose_senri]

Haha, she’s tried. I don’t think she’s been happy enough with anything to sell it, though. But even if we try here, who’re you going to get to be the Guinea pig?

[wildlionchef]

You, duh.