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 Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it? 

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do. 

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 08:26 pm (UTC)
chickens: (this is my face)
From: [personal profile] chickens
Can you swim, Kippei?

What if I wanted to show you though? In some sort of "see, look I do actually tell the truth?" demonstration?

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 08:47 pm (UTC)
chickens: (sing sweet nightingale)
From: [personal profile] chickens
Have you been enjoying the pool since it opened?

I see.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:06 pm (UTC)
chickens: (one unripe lemon in my hands)
From: [personal profile] chickens
You should go. Swim some laps.

No, it seems fairly logical. I've seen you without a shirt on more than once now. And you even sent me a photo of you in your underwear.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:12 pm (UTC)
chickens: (seiichi is your lord and master)
From: [personal profile] chickens
Did you bring your own swimwear, or are you stuck in the awkward ones that the UEA gifted us?

Hahaha. Or you just have a lot of confidence in your body.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:25 pm (UTC)
chickens: (the best face)
From: [personal profile] chickens
!! Oh my god I forgot that. In my defence, there was a fair bit more to focus on than that.

I mean, I work in engineering. I see Sanada strolling around without a shirt on. I also see myself naked on a daily basis.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:32 pm (UTC)
chickens: (puri is all you're getting)
From: [personal profile] chickens
You could probably sell the trunks at a very high cost if you wanted.

Sometimes the best actions are ones you don't think about??

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:39 pm (UTC)
chickens: (tezuka this is a CAT)
From: [personal profile] chickens
Just might be something to keep in mind if you get desperate.

... That wasn't a suggestion to keep sending me photos of yourself in underwear, just. By the way.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:42 pm (UTC)
chickens: (kaidou oh my god why no)
From: [personal profile] chickens
Oh good, I was worried it might have seemed like I was making my own little tachibana underwear porn photo collection or something.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:44 pm (UTC)
chickens: (this is vaguely interesting)
From: [personal profile] chickens
Correct.

Can I show it to Chitose? Your friend, not the girl one.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:48 pm (UTC)
chickens: (a womans heart is a deep ocean of secret)
From: [personal profile] chickens
Because I assume you've been topless around him in your youth. I've gotten some interesting insight into your personality when you were younger from him, I'd be curious to hear how you've changed physically too.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 09:58 pm (UTC)
chickens: (creeper elmo lolol)
From: [personal profile] chickens
Not much outright, but I can put things together. He's very complimentary about you.

Re: Screened

Date: 2022-07-20 10:02 pm (UTC)
chickens: (sparkle sparkle joy joy)
From: [personal profile] chickens
I'll let you know his thoughts on your physical growth.

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