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[wildlionchef]

 Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it? 

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do. 

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[wildlionchef]

I see.

I'll be careful around him, then.

Yep, an average height. That's me. All around average.

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[chickens]

He reads people better than me. Even I can't hide from him.

Ha. Fairly sure that's a lie.

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[wildlionchef]

That's a bit terrifying.

Oh, what part? My height?

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[chickens]

And he pretends like he's nice and polite about it. At least I'm rude.

That's a secret.

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[wildlionchef]

I do enjoy the honesty.

Oh? So there are still some things I'm not allowed to ask?

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[chickens]

... you know, most people wouldn't call me honest.

You're stuck with me for 5 years. If I give away all my secrets now, you might get bored of me.

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[wildlionchef]

Sometimes you're vague, but I don't think you've ever been dishonest.

I doubt that, but I'll concede for now.

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[chickens]

... You realise I stayed in a fake identity for 2 weeks straight to Hiyoshi, right?

If I told you a secret a day, I would only have 6 months of secrets.

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[wildlionchef]

Ah...well...okay, there’s that, but I think I know why you did it.

Only that many? I'm surprised.

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[chickens]

Oh? I'm curious now about how much you've figured me out. Why do you think I did it?

Did you think I'd have 5 years worth of secrets or something?

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[wildlionchef]

Because you enjoyed Hiyoshi’s friendship,but worried he wouldn't like you as your whole self.

Maybe. Don't get me wrong, I prefer this.

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[chickens]

I think.... you think I'm a nicer person that I actually am.

If you told me a secret a day, how long would your secrets hold out?

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[wildlionchef]

You may have thought it was just funny at first, but then you got to know him.

Probably just a week. Maybe not even.

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[chickens]

And how would you react if I told you that I had faked my entire personality for the past month?

I see.


Tell me about Chitose Senri. I want to meet him.

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[chickens]

I've just realised that you wanted a compliment. My senses are dulling in the medbay, it's sucking all my skills of deduction out of me. Or it's all the sleep doing it to me.


You have a very above-average openness to your smile.

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[wildlionchef]

I didn't want a compliment. We were just bantering, weren't we?

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[chickens]

I have heard that you do a fancy thing with your hair that makes you a 9.

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[wildlionchef]

Huh? what's that?

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[chickens]

The 'top half of hair pulled back thing'.

Can I see it?

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[wildlionchef]

Who told you that?

I don't see why not.

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[chickens]

I'm talking to your friend Chitose. He's very tall, I saw him through the window in medbay.

When I see you for cake?

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[wildlionchef]

Oh god, please don't take what he says too much to heart...

Which will be...?

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[chickens]

Why not? Do you think he's very biased in his option of you and how not-average you are?

Um. I'm checked in here until Saturday.

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[wildlionchef]

Yes.

That's a long time. I'll just make you a new cake.

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[chickens]

And do you think that's just because he's your childhood friend?

It's very peaceful. I badly needed the time out.