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Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it?

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do.

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wildlionchef

For my normal card it's; Once won a international cooking contest, setting a Katsuramuki record and Has a sister.

My SR one you already knew. I smoke bombed a store and stole all it's fruit.

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chickens

A katsuramuki record! That's quite cool. Are you still good at it, or out of practice?

Oh that's boring when it's just something I already knew.

I'm going to guess that my Super Rare card will say I have an innie belly button.

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wildlionchef

I'm still really good, I'll show you sometime!

An innie belly button. ~~that's cute~~

(Ooc: strikes absolutely deleted)

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chickens

Yes please. It's one of those skills that I've gone hey that's cool, but never gotten around to actually trying myself.

Worried I'm lying about it?

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wildlionchef

I can teach you.

Nope, just think about how random that is.

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chickens

Haha, or I could just applaud politely on the side as you demonstrate the talent to me.

Oh good, I was trying to psych myself up for proving it to you. I can't stop that now.

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wildlionchef

We can do that, too.

I wouldn't make you show me.

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chickens

Can you swim, Kippei?

What if I wanted to show you though? In some sort of "see, look I do actually tell the truth?" demonstration?

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wildlionchef

I can! I love swimming.

Oh, um... I wouldn't be opposed.

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chickens

Have you been enjoying the pool since it opened?

I see.

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wildlionchef

I haven't been yet.

I'm sorry, is that weird?

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chickens

You should go. Swim some laps.

No, it seems fairly logical. I've seen you without a shirt on more than once now. And you even sent me a photo of you in your underwear.

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wildlionchef

Ah, maybe I should.

Now that does sound like I'm a pervert...

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chickens

Did you bring your own swimwear, or are you stuck in the awkward ones that the UEA gifted us?

Hahaha. Or you just have a lot of confidence in your body.

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wildlionchef

I wore my swim trunks in the shower, remember?

I just didn't think.

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chickens

!! Oh my god I forgot that. In my defence, there was a fair bit more to focus on than that.

I mean, I work in engineering. I see Sanada strolling around without a shirt on. I also see myself naked on a daily basis.

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wildlionchef

So yeah, no speedo for me.

I know that, but sending you a picture of me in my underwear...

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chickens

You could probably sell the trunks at a very high cost if you wanted.

Sometimes the best actions are ones you don't think about??

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wildlionchef

But then I would have to wear the speedo.

Oh.

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chickens

Just might be something to keep in mind if you get desperate.

... That wasn't a suggestion to keep sending me photos of yourself in underwear, just. By the way.