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Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it?

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do.

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chickens

A katsuramuki record! That's quite cool. Are you still good at it, or out of practice?

Oh that's boring when it's just something I already knew.

I'm going to guess that my Super Rare card will say I have an innie belly button.

From:

wildlionchef

I'm still really good, I'll show you sometime!

An innie belly button. ~~that's cute~~

(Ooc: strikes absolutely deleted)

From:

chickens

Yes please. It's one of those skills that I've gone hey that's cool, but never gotten around to actually trying myself.

Worried I'm lying about it?

From:

wildlionchef

I can teach you.

Nope, just think about how random that is.

From:

chickens

Haha, or I could just applaud politely on the side as you demonstrate the talent to me.

Oh good, I was trying to psych myself up for proving it to you. I can't stop that now.

From:

wildlionchef

We can do that, too.

I wouldn't make you show me.

From:

chickens

Can you swim, Kippei?

What if I wanted to show you though? In some sort of "see, look I do actually tell the truth?" demonstration?

From:

wildlionchef

I can! I love swimming.

Oh, um... I wouldn't be opposed.

From:

chickens

Have you been enjoying the pool since it opened?

I see.

From:

wildlionchef

I haven't been yet.

I'm sorry, is that weird?

From:

chickens

You should go. Swim some laps.

No, it seems fairly logical. I've seen you without a shirt on more than once now. And you even sent me a photo of you in your underwear.

From:

wildlionchef

Ah, maybe I should.

Now that does sound like I'm a pervert...

From:

chickens

Did you bring your own swimwear, or are you stuck in the awkward ones that the UEA gifted us?

Hahaha. Or you just have a lot of confidence in your body.

From:

wildlionchef

I wore my swim trunks in the shower, remember?

I just didn't think.

From:

chickens

!! Oh my god I forgot that. In my defence, there was a fair bit more to focus on than that.

I mean, I work in engineering. I see Sanada strolling around without a shirt on. I also see myself naked on a daily basis.

From:

wildlionchef

So yeah, no speedo for me.

I know that, but sending you a picture of me in my underwear...

From:

chickens

You could probably sell the trunks at a very high cost if you wanted.

Sometimes the best actions are ones you don't think about??

From:

wildlionchef

But then I would have to wear the speedo.

Oh.

From:

chickens

Just might be something to keep in mind if you get desperate.

... That wasn't a suggestion to keep sending me photos of yourself in underwear, just. By the way.

From:

wildlionchef

Sure, if credits get tight.

No, no. I know that.

From:

chickens

Oh good, I was worried it might have seemed like I was making my own little tachibana underwear porn photo collection or something.

From:

wildlionchef

No, it's just I have nothing to be ashamed of, right?

From:

chickens

Correct.

Can I show it to Chitose? Your friend, not the girl one.

From:

wildlionchef

Why him?

From:

chickens

Because I assume you've been topless around him in your youth. I've gotten some interesting insight into your personality when you were younger from him, I'd be curious to hear how you've changed physically too.