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[wildlionchef]

 Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it? 

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do. 

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[chickens]

A little.

We went to school together for... 4 years. He knew me when I was gross and antisocial.

... I feel like I need to meet him now if only to stand next to him. How short is your roommate next to him? Did you laugh when you saw it?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

That's better than a no.

Ah, so high school?

He dwarfs Kin-chan by a lot. It's kind of adorable, actually.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

I have a Christmas card list.

Junior high and the start of high school. He's ruthless, Tachibana. Don't be fooled by him looking polite. He'll rip you apart and bare your soul.

Hahaha. And you're in the middle.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

I see.

I'll be careful around him, then.

Yep, an average height. That's me. All around average.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

He reads people better than me. Even I can't hide from him.

Ha. Fairly sure that's a lie.

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[wildlionchef]

That's a bit terrifying.

Oh, what part? My height?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

And he pretends like he's nice and polite about it. At least I'm rude.

That's a secret.

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[wildlionchef]

I do enjoy the honesty.

Oh? So there are still some things I'm not allowed to ask?

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[chickens]

... you know, most people wouldn't call me honest.

You're stuck with me for 5 years. If I give away all my secrets now, you might get bored of me.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Sometimes you're vague, but I don't think you've ever been dishonest.

I doubt that, but I'll concede for now.

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[chickens]

... You realise I stayed in a fake identity for 2 weeks straight to Hiyoshi, right?

If I told you a secret a day, I would only have 6 months of secrets.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Ah...well...okay, there’s that, but I think I know why you did it.

Only that many? I'm surprised.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Oh? I'm curious now about how much you've figured me out. Why do you think I did it?

Did you think I'd have 5 years worth of secrets or something?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Because you enjoyed Hiyoshi’s friendship,but worried he wouldn't like you as your whole self.

Maybe. Don't get me wrong, I prefer this.

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[chickens]

I think.... you think I'm a nicer person that I actually am.

If you told me a secret a day, how long would your secrets hold out?

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[wildlionchef]

You may have thought it was just funny at first, but then you got to know him.

Probably just a week. Maybe not even.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

I've just realised that you wanted a compliment. My senses are dulling in the medbay, it's sucking all my skills of deduction out of me. Or it's all the sleep doing it to me.


You have a very above-average openness to your smile.

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[wildlionchef]

I didn't want a compliment. We were just bantering, weren't we?

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[chickens]

I have heard that you do a fancy thing with your hair that makes you a 9.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Huh? what's that?

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[chickens]

The 'top half of hair pulled back thing'.

Can I see it?

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[wildlionchef]

Who told you that?

I don't see why not.

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[chickens]

I'm talking to your friend Chitose. He's very tall, I saw him through the window in medbay.

When I see you for cake?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Oh god, please don't take what he says too much to heart...

Which will be...?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Why not? Do you think he's very biased in his option of you and how not-average you are?

Um. I'm checked in here until Saturday.