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[wildlionchef]

 Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it? 

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do. 

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Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Yes.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Would you say that you turn that mean streak on yourself?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Yes. Often.

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[chickens]

Recently?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Yes.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Do I get more details? Or do I have to guess?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

I am curious to see what you think it is.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

... was it something about me, or was it something completely not related and I'm just self-centred?

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[wildlionchef]

You aren't self-centered.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Okay two options.

1) you got angry with yourself for the losing control and confessing because you thought it made me awkward and ruined things

Or, my absolute shot in the dark

2) you got angry with yourself because of me being stupid and for some illogical reason you think you should have been able to do something to stop me from locking myself in the iso ward for a week and now you're punishing yourself by being on chicken duty.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

You're good.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Was I right on both?!

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Yeah. I was really scared my feelings would ruin any sort of friendship we had. and then, I don't know why, but I felt like I had failed you as a friend...maybe because I was hanging out with Chitose when that all happened. I was angry with myself. I'm not just watching the chickens as punishment, though. I genuinely just want to help out.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

It's fine. You should start just telling yourself that my fuckups are my own and even if you'd tried to do something, I wouldn't have listened.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

I guess I just wish I could help. Is there someone you will listen to?

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[chickens]

Myself. It's why I'm in time out and thinking things through.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Alright. Good Luck.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Can you do me a favour?

There's a present from Ohtori in my mailbox, and whatever the card things are that people are talking about. Can you get them and open them for me? Tell me what lucky things I got?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Sure. Looks like you've got a toy PeanutBiscuit in here and...you want me to open this pack of cards?

Re: Screened

[chickens]

oh are these the cards that have the shirtless Sanada in them? Sure, open it for me and let me know my prize.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Okay.

You know, these cards are stupid, you don't need these.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

!!! what!!!

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Where the fuck did they get this picture of me!?!?!?!?!

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[chickens]

What picture of you?! Is it horrific?

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[wildlionchef]

I'm in my underwear!