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[wildlionchef]

 Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it? 

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do. 

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[chickens]

Any other questions? Or is this a one question per conversation thing?

I see I see. I still need to meet this friend of yours properly. Favourite friendship memory?

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[wildlionchef]

I don't know much about your family. Are you estranged from them?

Favorite friendship memory? I think it was the day we surprised his sister with a trip to the amusement park for her 8th birthday.

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[chickens]

Parents, older sister and younger brother. Yes. Kinda. It's complicated.

Oh that's the welder, right? With the dog? I met her.

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[wildlionchef]

Too complicated to tell me about right now?

Yeah, that's Mi-chan. She's got no filter, but she means well.

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[chickens]

Let's just say they weren't the most supportive of my decisions to leave school.

Very tall. Like insanely tall. I actually feel like a midget.

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[wildlionchef]

I'm sorry to hear that. Do they know what you’re doing now?

Yeah, that's the Chitose genes. I haven’t seen her face to face and I'm scared to. She was tiny and cute last time I saw her.

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[chickens]

My brother probably told them. Yagyuu might have told them just to spite me.

She's definitely not tiny and cute anymore.

... How tall is your friend

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[wildlionchef]

So you still talk to your brother?

And how do you know Dr. Yagyuu?

She's probably still cute.

Um...He's taller than me. Probably taller than her.

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[chickens]

A little.

We went to school together for... 4 years. He knew me when I was gross and antisocial.

... I feel like I need to meet him now if only to stand next to him. How short is your roommate next to him? Did you laugh when you saw it?

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[wildlionchef]

That's better than a no.

Ah, so high school?

He dwarfs Kin-chan by a lot. It's kind of adorable, actually.

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[chickens]

I have a Christmas card list.

Junior high and the start of high school. He's ruthless, Tachibana. Don't be fooled by him looking polite. He'll rip you apart and bare your soul.

Hahaha. And you're in the middle.

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[wildlionchef]

I see.

I'll be careful around him, then.

Yep, an average height. That's me. All around average.

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[chickens]

He reads people better than me. Even I can't hide from him.

Ha. Fairly sure that's a lie.

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[wildlionchef]

That's a bit terrifying.

Oh, what part? My height?

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[chickens]

And he pretends like he's nice and polite about it. At least I'm rude.

That's a secret.

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[wildlionchef]

I do enjoy the honesty.

Oh? So there are still some things I'm not allowed to ask?

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[chickens]

... you know, most people wouldn't call me honest.

You're stuck with me for 5 years. If I give away all my secrets now, you might get bored of me.

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[wildlionchef]

Sometimes you're vague, but I don't think you've ever been dishonest.

I doubt that, but I'll concede for now.

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[chickens]

... You realise I stayed in a fake identity for 2 weeks straight to Hiyoshi, right?

If I told you a secret a day, I would only have 6 months of secrets.

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[wildlionchef]

Ah...well...okay, there’s that, but I think I know why you did it.

Only that many? I'm surprised.

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[chickens]

I've just realised that you wanted a compliment. My senses are dulling in the medbay, it's sucking all my skills of deduction out of me. Or it's all the sleep doing it to me.


You have a very above-average openness to your smile.

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[wildlionchef]

I didn't want a compliment. We were just bantering, weren't we?

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[chickens]

I have heard that you do a fancy thing with your hair that makes you a 9.

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[wildlionchef]

Huh? what's that?

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[chickens]

The 'top half of hair pulled back thing'.

Can I see it?