wildlionchef | (no subject)

Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it?

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do.

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wildlionchef

Too complicated to tell me about right now?

Yeah, that's Mi-chan. She's got no filter, but she means well.

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chickens

Let's just say they weren't the most supportive of my decisions to leave school.

Very tall. Like insanely tall. I actually feel like a midget.

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wildlionchef

I'm sorry to hear that. Do they know what you’re doing now?

Yeah, that's the Chitose genes. I haven’t seen her face to face and I'm scared to. She was tiny and cute last time I saw her.

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chickens

My brother probably told them. Yagyuu might have told them just to spite me.

She's definitely not tiny and cute anymore.

... How tall is your friend

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wildlionchef

So you still talk to your brother?

And how do you know Dr. Yagyuu?

She's probably still cute.

Um...He's taller than me. Probably taller than her.

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chickens

A little.

We went to school together for... 4 years. He knew me when I was gross and antisocial.

... I feel like I need to meet him now if only to stand next to him. How short is your roommate next to him? Did you laugh when you saw it?

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wildlionchef

That's better than a no.

Ah, so high school?

He dwarfs Kin-chan by a lot. It's kind of adorable, actually.

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chickens

I have a Christmas card list.

Junior high and the start of high school. He's ruthless, Tachibana. Don't be fooled by him looking polite. He'll rip you apart and bare your soul.

Hahaha. And you're in the middle.

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wildlionchef

I see.

I'll be careful around him, then.

Yep, an average height. That's me. All around average.

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chickens

He reads people better than me. Even I can't hide from him.

Ha. Fairly sure that's a lie.

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wildlionchef

That's a bit terrifying.

Oh, what part? My height?

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chickens

And he pretends like he's nice and polite about it. At least I'm rude.

That's a secret.

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wildlionchef

I do enjoy the honesty.

Oh? So there are still some things I'm not allowed to ask?

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chickens

... you know, most people wouldn't call me honest.

You're stuck with me for 5 years. If I give away all my secrets now, you might get bored of me.

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wildlionchef

Sometimes you're vague, but I don't think you've ever been dishonest.

I doubt that, but I'll concede for now.

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chickens

... You realise I stayed in a fake identity for 2 weeks straight to Hiyoshi, right?

If I told you a secret a day, I would only have 6 months of secrets.

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wildlionchef

Ah...well...okay, there’s that, but I think I know why you did it.

Only that many? I'm surprised.

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chickens

Oh? I'm curious now about how much you've figured me out. Why do you think I did it?

Did you think I'd have 5 years worth of secrets or something?