wildlionchef | (no subject)

Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it?

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do.

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From:

chickens

It's fine. I do have to stand up now and then.

Hahaha. Did you get grossed out from reading it too? Dr Kippei is also weird.

From:

wildlionchef

Ah, so you are at least drinking enough to have to use the restroom?

Yeah, please don't. It's weird.

From:

chickens

... that was definitely the implication there, yes.

Is it the title that weirds you out, or the combination with your given name?

From:

wildlionchef

I figured.

All of it, especially coming from you.

From:

chickens

I'll keep it in mind for when I want to make you cringe.

Sorry for putting a hold on things by the way. Been busy. Hope the cake's holding up.

From:

wildlionchef

How evil of you.

It's alright. It's chilling in the fridge. Take your time.

From:

chickens

Watch your back, Kippei. We might be just hanging out and I spring it on you.

Did you think of any questions, by the way?

From:

wildlionchef

Absolutely devious.

Yes. What did you want to be when you grew up?

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chickens

Oh that's a fun question. Just anything with building things, really. I always liked figuring out how things worked and putting them together. Always good with maths too, maybe I could have been a data analyst.

You? Did your interests change from when you were a violent teenager to after?

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wildlionchef

Fascinating. I do think that building things suits you, and you are pretty good at gathering data.

I wanted to be a boxer. I guess anything to punch people. It definitely changed after I moved and began working in the soup kitchen.

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chickens

It's more the seeing patterns in things and making connections between points. Are you worried about what data I have on you?

A boxer!!! Wow. I can't see it. Your violent teenager phase must have really been something.

From:

wildlionchef

No. Not at all, I gave it freely.

It was something alright. Senri and I became friends after a fist fight.

From:

chickens

Any other questions? Or is this a one question per conversation thing?

I see I see. I still need to meet this friend of yours properly. Favourite friendship memory?

From:

wildlionchef

I don't know much about your family. Are you estranged from them?

Favorite friendship memory? I think it was the day we surprised his sister with a trip to the amusement park for her 8th birthday.

From:

chickens

Parents, older sister and younger brother. Yes. Kinda. It's complicated.

Oh that's the welder, right? With the dog? I met her.

From:

wildlionchef

Too complicated to tell me about right now?

Yeah, that's Mi-chan. She's got no filter, but she means well.

From:

chickens

Let's just say they weren't the most supportive of my decisions to leave school.

Very tall. Like insanely tall. I actually feel like a midget.

From:

wildlionchef

I'm sorry to hear that. Do they know what you’re doing now?

Yeah, that's the Chitose genes. I haven’t seen her face to face and I'm scared to. She was tiny and cute last time I saw her.

From:

chickens

My brother probably told them. Yagyuu might have told them just to spite me.

She's definitely not tiny and cute anymore.

... How tall is your friend

From:

wildlionchef

So you still talk to your brother?

And how do you know Dr. Yagyuu?

She's probably still cute.

Um...He's taller than me. Probably taller than her.

From:

chickens

A little.

We went to school together for... 4 years. He knew me when I was gross and antisocial.

... I feel like I need to meet him now if only to stand next to him. How short is your roommate next to him? Did you laugh when you saw it?

From:

wildlionchef

That's better than a no.

Ah, so high school?

He dwarfs Kin-chan by a lot. It's kind of adorable, actually.

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chickens

I have a Christmas card list.

Junior high and the start of high school. He's ruthless, Tachibana. Don't be fooled by him looking polite. He'll rip you apart and bare your soul.

Hahaha. And you're in the middle.