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[wildlionchef]

 Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it? 

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do. 

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[chickens]

I've rediscovered two rather marvellous things: beds and sleeping. Big fan of both right now.

[wildlionchef]

Yes, those are two pretty great things. Any other discoveries?

[chickens]

I'm getting some rather marvellous inspiration while sitting in bed.

I also quite like colouring in.

Also if Yagyuu asks you to make a nutrition plan for me, please punch him. Thank you.

[wildlionchef]

Inspiration?

Is he making noises he might?

[chickens]

Designing things. Improving the automatic feeder for the chickens. Changing up the drones. Usual things.

He threatened me with it.

[wildlionchef]

Sounds like all productive things.

Unfortunately, if a patient does not consent to a check-up from me, I can't do anything. My field is considered optional. I'm mostly here to monitor levels in nutrition as the food supply expands.

[chickens]

I'm cursed that even when I'm relaxing, my brain is still going very fast.

... Unfortunately, you said. That means you'd want to make a nutrition plan for me.

[wildlionchef]

I understand that, but at least it sounds like you're resting your body.

Yes, but that comes from a very unprofessional place.

[chickens]

I may forget how to walk if I stay in bed any longer. Leg muscles wither away.

If you make me one, I may have to call you Dr Tachibana and we'd both be weirded out. Oh god just typing it was bad enough

[wildlionchef]

That might be bad. Perhaps at least stretch those legs.

Yeah, please don't.

[chickens]

It's fine. I do have to stand up now and then.

Hahaha. Did you get grossed out from reading it too? Dr Kippei is also weird.

[wildlionchef]

Ah, so you are at least drinking enough to have to use the restroom?

Yeah, please don't. It's weird.

[chickens]

... that was definitely the implication there, yes.

Is it the title that weirds you out, or the combination with your given name?

[wildlionchef]

I figured.

All of it, especially coming from you.

[chickens]

I'll keep it in mind for when I want to make you cringe.

Sorry for putting a hold on things by the way. Been busy. Hope the cake's holding up.

[wildlionchef]

How evil of you.

It's alright. It's chilling in the fridge. Take your time.

[chickens]

Watch your back, Kippei. We might be just hanging out and I spring it on you.

Did you think of any questions, by the way?

[wildlionchef]

Absolutely devious.

Yes. What did you want to be when you grew up?

Screened

[chickens]

Oh that's a fun question. Just anything with building things, really. I always liked figuring out how things worked and putting them together. Always good with maths too, maybe I could have been a data analyst.

You? Did your interests change from when you were a violent teenager to after?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

Fascinating. I do think that building things suits you, and you are pretty good at gathering data.

I wanted to be a boxer. I guess anything to punch people. It definitely changed after I moved and began working in the soup kitchen.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

It's more the seeing patterns in things and making connections between points. Are you worried about what data I have on you?

A boxer!!! Wow. I can't see it. Your violent teenager phase must have really been something.

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

No. Not at all, I gave it freely.

It was something alright. Senri and I became friends after a fist fight.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Any other questions? Or is this a one question per conversation thing?

I see I see. I still need to meet this friend of yours properly. Favourite friendship memory?

Re: Screened

[wildlionchef]

I don't know much about your family. Are you estranged from them?

Favorite friendship memory? I think it was the day we surprised his sister with a trip to the amusement park for her 8th birthday.

Re: Screened

[chickens]

Parents, older sister and younger brother. Yes. Kinda. It's complicated.

Oh that's the welder, right? With the dog? I met her.