wildlionchef | (no subject)

Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it?

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do.

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From:

wildlionchef

I understand that, but at least it sounds like you're resting your body.

Yes, but that comes from a very unprofessional place.

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chickens

I may forget how to walk if I stay in bed any longer. Leg muscles wither away.

If you make me one, I may have to call you Dr Tachibana and we'd both be weirded out. Oh god just typing it was bad enough

From:

wildlionchef

That might be bad. Perhaps at least stretch those legs.

Yeah, please don't.

From:

chickens

It's fine. I do have to stand up now and then.

Hahaha. Did you get grossed out from reading it too? Dr Kippei is also weird.

From:

wildlionchef

Ah, so you are at least drinking enough to have to use the restroom?

Yeah, please don't. It's weird.

From:

chickens

... that was definitely the implication there, yes.

Is it the title that weirds you out, or the combination with your given name?

From:

wildlionchef

I figured.

All of it, especially coming from you.

From:

chickens

I'll keep it in mind for when I want to make you cringe.

Sorry for putting a hold on things by the way. Been busy. Hope the cake's holding up.

From:

wildlionchef

How evil of you.

It's alright. It's chilling in the fridge. Take your time.

From:

chickens

Watch your back, Kippei. We might be just hanging out and I spring it on you.

Did you think of any questions, by the way?

From:

wildlionchef

Absolutely devious.

Yes. What did you want to be when you grew up?

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chickens

Oh that's a fun question. Just anything with building things, really. I always liked figuring out how things worked and putting them together. Always good with maths too, maybe I could have been a data analyst.

You? Did your interests change from when you were a violent teenager to after?

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wildlionchef

Fascinating. I do think that building things suits you, and you are pretty good at gathering data.

I wanted to be a boxer. I guess anything to punch people. It definitely changed after I moved and began working in the soup kitchen.

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chickens

It's more the seeing patterns in things and making connections between points. Are you worried about what data I have on you?

A boxer!!! Wow. I can't see it. Your violent teenager phase must have really been something.

From:

wildlionchef

No. Not at all, I gave it freely.

It was something alright. Senri and I became friends after a fist fight.

From:

chickens

Any other questions? Or is this a one question per conversation thing?

I see I see. I still need to meet this friend of yours properly. Favourite friendship memory?

From:

wildlionchef

I don't know much about your family. Are you estranged from them?

Favorite friendship memory? I think it was the day we surprised his sister with a trip to the amusement park for her 8th birthday.

From:

chickens

Parents, older sister and younger brother. Yes. Kinda. It's complicated.

Oh that's the welder, right? With the dog? I met her.

From:

wildlionchef

Too complicated to tell me about right now?

Yeah, that's Mi-chan. She's got no filter, but she means well.

From:

chickens

Let's just say they weren't the most supportive of my decisions to leave school.

Very tall. Like insanely tall. I actually feel like a midget.

From:

wildlionchef

I'm sorry to hear that. Do they know what you’re doing now?

Yeah, that's the Chitose genes. I haven’t seen her face to face and I'm scared to. She was tiny and cute last time I saw her.

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chickens

My brother probably told them. Yagyuu might have told them just to spite me.

She's definitely not tiny and cute anymore.

... How tall is your friend

From:

wildlionchef

So you still talk to your brother?

And how do you know Dr. Yagyuu?

She's probably still cute.

Um...He's taller than me. Probably taller than her.

From:

chickens

A little.

We went to school together for... 4 years. He knew me when I was gross and antisocial.

... I feel like I need to meet him now if only to stand next to him. How short is your roommate next to him? Did you laugh when you saw it?