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[wildlionchef]

 Well, I may have gotten myself in over my head just a tad. The chickens are being fine, well-behaved even. Except...

Well, PeanutBiscuit is just pacing and making this sad clucking noise. And then I found an egg in a drawer. How did I find it? 

Well, it hatched. And now the chick won't leave me alone. It's only got two heads, and it's a little fuzzy. It keeps sleeping in my hair. I'm not sure what to do. 

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[chickens]

!!!! Photo please

[wildlionchef]

[attachment: Pinkfuzzybabychick.jpg]

There you go.

[chickens]

I feel healed. You are a good soul, Tachibana.

And 4 legs and 6 wings. Interesting combo.

[wildlionchef]

It's a cutie, isn't it? We'll be waiting for you. Get your rest.

[chickens]

If they get out of control, let me know and I'll send through a recording to calm them down.

[wildlionchef]

Will do. The only one that's struggling right now is PeanutBiscuit.

[chickens]

Maybe see if Gakuto will come spend some time with her.

[wildlionchef]

Oh, I don't know him very well, but I can try!

[chickens]

Okay.

And since I know you're too polite to ask - I'm going fine.

[wildlionchef]

I didn't want to be pushy.

[chickens]

I've rediscovered two rather marvellous things: beds and sleeping. Big fan of both right now.

[wildlionchef]

Yes, those are two pretty great things. Any other discoveries?

[chickens]

I'm getting some rather marvellous inspiration while sitting in bed.

I also quite like colouring in.

Also if Yagyuu asks you to make a nutrition plan for me, please punch him. Thank you.

[wildlionchef]

Inspiration?

Is he making noises he might?

[chickens]

Designing things. Improving the automatic feeder for the chickens. Changing up the drones. Usual things.

He threatened me with it.

[wildlionchef]

Sounds like all productive things.

Unfortunately, if a patient does not consent to a check-up from me, I can't do anything. My field is considered optional. I'm mostly here to monitor levels in nutrition as the food supply expands.

[chickens]

I'm cursed that even when I'm relaxing, my brain is still going very fast.

... Unfortunately, you said. That means you'd want to make a nutrition plan for me.

[wildlionchef]

I understand that, but at least it sounds like you're resting your body.

Yes, but that comes from a very unprofessional place.

[chickens]

I may forget how to walk if I stay in bed any longer. Leg muscles wither away.

If you make me one, I may have to call you Dr Tachibana and we'd both be weirded out. Oh god just typing it was bad enough

[wildlionchef]

That might be bad. Perhaps at least stretch those legs.

Yeah, please don't.

[chickens]

It's fine. I do have to stand up now and then.

Hahaha. Did you get grossed out from reading it too? Dr Kippei is also weird.

[wildlionchef]

Ah, so you are at least drinking enough to have to use the restroom?

Yeah, please don't. It's weird.

[chickens]

... that was definitely the implication there, yes.

Is it the title that weirds you out, or the combination with your given name?

[wildlionchef]

I figured.

All of it, especially coming from you.

[chickens]

I'll keep it in mind for when I want to make you cringe.

Sorry for putting a hold on things by the way. Been busy. Hope the cake's holding up.